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             Wit or Wisdom !

Patience is the abilty to allow your light to shine after you've blown your fuse !
 
Never itch for anything you are not willing to scratch for.
 
Put your best foot forward at least keeps it out of your mouth ...
 
If your not making waves your not under way ...
 
Experience is yesterday's answer to today's problems ...
 
When someone tells you nothing impossible, ask them to dribble a football !
 
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time !
 
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk ...
 
It isn't necessary to blow out another's light to let your own shine.
 
How come VICE'S are more habit forming than VIRTUES ?
 
" It's better to remain silent and though a fool than speak up and remove all doubt "
 
 Changing the lable on a jar dosen't change the contents.
 
Don't let your feet run faster than your shoes !
 
Character is easier kept than recovered ...
 
Do something ... lead, follow or get out of the way !
 
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the Pack !
 
Diplomacy ... The abilty to tell someone to go to Hell so they'll look forward to the trip !
 
I only experenice STRESS twice a day ... Day & Night ...
 
Footprints in the sands of time aren't made setting down.
 
Prepare & Prevent rather than repair & repent !
 
Happiness is, not being smart enought to know what to worry about !
 
His mind never new what his mouth would say next.
 
To obtain maximum attention ... it's hard to beat a good big mistake !!
 
The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in ...
 
Don't knock the rich ...when was the last time you were hired by the poor ?
 
It's sad .. yesterday's nest egg is today's chicken feed.
 
Flattery is like chewing gum, enjoy it while the flavor lasts but don't swallow it ...
 
If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.
 
Success comes before work only in the dictionary !
 
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bull shit !
 
If you want to be interesting ... be interested !
 
Many an office holder is sworn in one year and sworn at the next ...
 
Egotisys share a common ailment it's called ' I ' strain !
 
When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers ...
 
The biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you work for someone else !
 
He though he was a Wit ! and he was haft right ...
 
We can't direct the wind but we can ajust the sail.
 
There no future in any job .. the future lies in the one that holds the job !
 
One ah SHIT ! ... wipes out a HOLE bunch of atta BOY'S !!

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